Santa Claus: The O.G. Akashic Reader

“He sees you when you’re sleeping

He knows when you’re awake

He knows if you’ve been bad or good

So be good for goodness sake.”

This classic, albeit slightly creepy, verse from Santa Claus Is Coming to Town hits a little differently for me these days, especially after my Spiritual Awakening. As a kid, I remember wondering how Santa possibly knew the names of every child on the planet, let alone their behavioral track record throughout the year. That always seemed like a logistical nightmare, even for a man with flying reindeer.

It wasn’t until recently that it finally dawned on me. Santa isn’t some overly committed creep sneaking into children’s bedrooms or circling the globe year-round with binoculars, checking to see who’s listening to their parents. No. Santa Claus uses what he calls Christmas Magic, or more accurately, the Akashic Records.

Santa isn’t just the bringer of joy, Christmas spirit, and toys to children around the world. He is also an Oracle and a highly skilled psychic, tapping directly into the Akashic Records. Through the Records, he accesses each child’s Akashic Library, checking in on their growth, intentions, and yes, their behavior throughout the year. His ability to “see you when you’re sleeping” is less creepy when you realize it’s more along the lines of Remote Viewing and energetic awareness. His famous “List” is essentially the Akashic Field itself, the greater library system that connects all individual Akashic Libraries together.

At this point, you may be asking yourself, or maybe it’s just me, is Santa a Starseed?

Not exactly.

My sense is that Santa is an incarnated Faerie who taps into Christ Consciousness to anchor the Christmas Spirit here on Earth. Think about it. He’s over a thousand years old, commands entire armies of elves capable of conjuring physical objects from subtle realms, and radiates a frequency of joy, generosity, and goodwill that inspires humanity to be a little kinder, including to ourselves. And just like the giving nature of the Fae, there’s an energetic exchange required. Milk and cookies are not snacks. They’re offerings.

From what I’ve seen in the Akashic and Galactic Akashic Records of many clients who have incarnated as Fae both here on Earth and throughout the Galactic Realm, Santa’s ability to deliver gifts in a single night isn’t about speed. It’s about portals. Interdimensional travel makes chimney logistics much easier.

So, in the spirit of the holidays, be kind and generous to others and to yourself. Not just because the O.G. Akashic Reader might be watching, but because we are all connected to Source and the infinite love of the Universe.

And also… cookies never hurt. 🎄✨

Happy Holidays!